trinnyandsusannah:

sassy doesn’t actually exist it was a word made up by the communists to help black people and muslamic terrorists destroy america

i wrote an anonymous letter to my headteacher saying how he should thank the teachers as i don’t think they’re respected as much as they should be

i asked him to send a reply via assembly it was awesome and the last sentence was: ‘I still wish to keep my identity a secret and would prefer if my anonymity was valued’

if you’re reading this and you go to my school NO ONE CAN KNOW

If you think my arse is big you should see my personality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iwritesinsnotfanfiction:

the heat of my computer evens out the coldness of my heart 

my younger brother just held one of our pug puppies and sensually whispered ‘open your eyes sunshine’ into its ear
very weird experience